Dear Iranian Leadership Team,
Hey there, hope you're not too "buisy" with your "planning" shenanigans... Got a sec to read my post?
Alright, so remember when you wrecked our temple back in 586 BCE with Nebuchadnezzar? We partied a bit too hard at Purim in Shushan after that... but hey, ancient history, right? Now this whole "wiping out the Zionist entity (#Israel)" thing is a bit much, don't you think?
How about we catch up... play some "Shesh Besh" (Backgammon) and the loser has to give an official apology... sound like a plan?
P.S: Quick favor... heard a rumor you might launch a cyber attack over the weekend (Shabat)... please, no (!)... reconsider it, I'm crashing at a friend's place and these AC-less days are insanely hot!
Have a heart, will ya!#inshallah
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